AND WE'RE BACK!


We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”  - David Mamet, Boston Marriage

Hello, Friends!

I know it is has been waaaaaay too long. What with not having a huge group of people to bake for every week, losing my camera, and just the general hubbub of life, I was able to continue baking sporadically, but unfortunately, not blogging.

However, with a new year comes new resolutions, and blogging is one of them. It actually ties in with my others resolutions which are: “no more buying baking books until I have made every single recipe I have dog-eared, booked marked or stuck with a post-it.” For those of you who don’t know me personally, I generally bookmark, dog-ear, or post-it at least 75% of every recipe in a book I come across. This means, I have quite a task ahead of me, but I cannot wait to start! And my third resolution is this: if you crave it, you have to bake it. Meaning, I don’t want to buy processed desserts anymore. I don’t want to eat day-old supermarket cake anymore. I want to look at everything I crave not as temptation, but inspiration. And so, we begin our sugar-filled journey into 2013…

I decided to begin this year with a dessert I have been craving, but have actually never tasted. This dessert being, coconut cream pie. For some reason I am totally drawn to this treat, marking every single version of it in my books, but I’ve never had it. I’ve also never had banana cream pie, so to kill two birds with one stone, I decided to adapt a recipe from Cheryl and Grifftih Day of the Back in the Day Bakery, so it could accommodate both. And so I bring you…

COCO-NANA PIE WITH HOMEMADE WHIPPED CREAM AND A NILLA WAFER CRUST!

Quick note: I use a hand mixer in my baking, but this does not mean you can’t use a stand mixer with different attachments to get your treats ready! I mean, before I had a hand-mixer I was the world’s hardest whisker, and everything turned out just fine.

INGREDIENTS:

CRUST:

3 ½ cups Nilla Wafers (crushed to bits!)
2 Tbsp All-Purpose Flour
2 Tbsp Sugar
Pinch of salt (preferably fine)
8 Tbsp/1 stick of unsalted butter at room temperature (so that when you’re mixing it all together you don’t have to deal with all the hard butter pieces)

Okay, so, make the crust first so that it can totally cool down before you pour in the filling.

Start by placing a rack in the lower third of the oven and preheat it to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

Then it’s time to make the cookie crumbs! Now, there are a few ways to do this, but even now that I have a fancy-schmancy food processor, I still get more excited pounding away at a Ziploc bag full of cookies with a bottle of wine. Seriously. Roll the wine bottle over the cookies and watch ‘em crumble. You can also use a rolling pin, which I assume is slightly less dangerous since you do have to put some pressure on those Nilla wafers, and a rolling pin is not glass or liquid filled.

Then, pour the crumbs into a bowl along with the flour, sugar, salt and butter, and mix it together with a hand mixer on low speed for around 3 to 5 minutes.



Once that’s all finished, put the crumb mixture into a 9-inch pie plate, and using your hands, push the dough evenly onto the bottom and sides of the plate.


Bake for around 8 minutes until the color has turned to a golden brown and your kitchen smells so good that you just want to climb into your oven. In a good way.

Once the pie plate has come out of the oven, place it on a cooling rack and let it stay there while you put together the rest of the dessert.

FILLING:
6 Tbsp Sugar
2 pinches of salt
2 Tbsp cornstarch
5 large egg yolks
2 cups half-and-half
2 ½ Tbsp unsalted butter at room temperature
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 ¾ cup sweetened coconut
2 ripe bananas

So, here it can get a little tricky, but I promise you that it’s worth it. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get many pictures because I had to use both my hands to keep baking, but I’ll try to describe it the best way I can.

Start by whisking together the sugar, salt, cornstarch and egg yolks until they’re totally blended. (It’s helpful to beat the egg yolks first so that they are poured into the sugar mixture as one single glob-thing)

Leave the egg mixture to the side and move over to the stove, where you’ll set your 2 cups of half-and-half over medium heat in a saucepan until they’re just about to boil. Then, and this is important, whisk around 1 cup of the half-and-half into the egg and sugar bowl. I say this, because the half-and-half will be hot and you don’t want the egg yolks to curdle, so by adding a little at first, it helps temper the eggs. Then, pour the rest of the half-and-half into the egg mixture at a steady pace, whisking as you go.

After all the ingredients are thoroughly whisked, pour the mixture back into the saucepan and put it over medium heat and whisk it CONSTANTLY for around 7 minutes. Don’t stop once the mixture just starts to thicken, keep whisking as the it turns to a pudding-like consistency.

Now, I have to be honest here, at this point in the baking I started to get a little discouraged. Mostly because the pudding-like mixture? Smells like egg dip, and it was making me think this had been a bad idea. If this feeling bubbles up in you, IGNORE IT! You’re on the right track and this egg dippy thing is gonna make a dessert you may actually end up calling your favorite thing ever.

Once those 7 minutes are up, take the saucepan off the heat and pour the mixture into a bowl (if you use the same bowl you whisked the mixture in earlier, make sure it’s clean from all the uncooked eggs, cornstarch remnants, etc) Give it a couple of minutes to cool down. Then, whisk in 1 cup of coconut, the vanilla extract and the butter. The butter will melt due to the mixture’s warmth, but having it room temperature makes that process much easier.

So, now it seems like you’re almost there, but unfortunately, with great dessert comes great responsibility, and this one is necessary, but totally annoying. And that is placing plastic wrap directly over the filling so that as it cools down, a skin doesn’t form on top of it. And if the image of skin on top of your dessert isn’t enough to make you play by the rules, I don’t know what is.

Anyway, plastic wrap, cling wrap, etc, they all suck to work with. So I ended up just ripping pieces off and sticking them directly onto my custard filling and then placing another piece of plastic wrap to tightly cover the rim of the bowl (can’t be too careful where skin in concerned)

Then, place the bowl into the fridge for 30 minutes.

During at least 15 of these minutes you can do quite a few things. If you’re like me, you watched Season 2 of Portlandia on Netflix while washing the dishes. Or maybe you can spend it trying to get your kittens to like you again since they’re being very cold after you kicked them out of the kitchen so many times because whenever they’re in there while you’re baking, you always end up finding one of them trying to put their paws into a liquid-filled bowl, which is gross. Either option is fine. Or create your own!

But, during the last 15 minutes of this time, you can be finishing your filling and whipping up a batch of whipped cream to top it all off!

Whipped cream is actually insanely easy. Start with 2 cups of heavy whipping cream, and mix it using a hand mixer until it starts to thicken. Then add ¼ of a cup of confectioner’s sugar (also known as icing sugar or powdered sugar) and keep beating it until it starts to get that signature whipped cream consistency. Don’t get discouraged if it takes some time, it will, but soon you’ll start to see the mixture holding soft peaks when you remove the mixer, and that lets you know, you’re done!

You should also cut up the 2 ripe bananas into tiny slices. Or not. Either way is fine. But I thought they were a seriously awesome addition.

Now that you have all the pieces made, you can take the filling out of the fridge, take off the plastic wrap and gently fold in the banana slices. From there, pour, or to be more specific, dump the filling into the piecrust and use a spatula to smooth it out evenly. From there, you can either use a spatula and just put all the whipped cream on it in one, even layer, or, you can use a Ziploc bag with a piping tip (or even just a Ziploc bag with a corner cut off) fill it with extra whipped cream, and pipe a little design around the edges. Sprinkle the top with the remaining sweetened coconut, and voila! Pie!



CUT TO AFTER EATING

So, maybe it’s because I’ve never had coconut or banana cream pie so I have nothing to compare it to, but this dessert was amazing.

The slices came out evenly, and the sweetness of the whipped cream blended perfectly with the coconut cream and the chewy banana slices, popping up in the middle of the pudding-like filling, so good! Also! The crust was still warm, and the Nilla wafers provided such a good base, adding a taste that made you feel nostalgic for being a little kid and enjoying the simplest sort of sweets. I enjoyed my slice alone at my kitchen table, grateful for the silence and peace in the apartment and outside, which allowed me to totally go wherever the dessert took me.

I know, I know, that must sound totally dramatic, but I swear, it’s not. There’s something that brings up memories of childhood when you eat this pie. Even not having had it before, it made me feel more at home. I think the feeling is akin to meeting someone for the first time and proclaiming that it seems as if you’ve known each other your whole life.

The past few months have been absolutely insane, but through all of the things I had to do, it was writing here that I missed most. Somehow, time seems to stop a little when you bake. For all the insanity that goes on, it’s nice to get back to doing something that keeps you from jumping off the deep end.

So, I think that this choice was a successful first-time back. Because no one knows what events 2013 holds in store, except for more CocoNana Pie!

Til next time!
D

PS. I forgot to mention that they’re might be some extra whipped cream left after you’ve topped the filling. I think I forgot that because while most people would look for a place to store the excess topping, I ate it with a large soup spoon and called it a day. 


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